Friday stuff.
Happy Friday!
Some random stuff.
—Remember when we first got our cell phones we’d pay extra for cool ring tones? Now everybody keeps their phones on silence. And we rarely use them as phones. What kind of caveman calls and leaves a voicemail these days?
—“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.” Mark Twain
—I’ve started resistance training. For instance, this morning I refused to run. So far this is working great.
—A Chuck E. Cheese employee was arrested on charges of credit card fraud while wearing the mouse costume. When police asked for his accomplices, he said, “I’m not a rat.”
—In other news, a woman who injected her 12 year old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody of her child. The child did not look surprised at all.
—I bought a second hand time machine next Sunday. They don’t make the like they’re going to anymore.
Have a great weekend!


😆thank you. Have a great weekend!
You are too much!😂